UNHAPPY AND HAPPY ABOUT SCHO
OL AT THE SAME TIME:/
SVHOOLS STARTING TMRW YO! timetable sucks seriously. 8am to 6pm for three days a week, the rest are not much better either. UGH. :( idk if attachment is better, or school is better. but iknow defnitely that school is way more boring. AND hours are longer too! :C boohoo. D: but i suppose not as tiring? but when projects start piling in. hoo boy. :O oh wells. enjoy first few days of school caching up w GENA first! YAY.

♥ ♥ WE'RE A WACKY BUNCH. HAHAHA!♥ ♥
WE"RE SO COOL YO. :BB
GENA FTW! :DD
HAHAHAH. okay, stop with the rocking. HAHAHA.
SO.
finally back with the FUNNEH update from hospital.
but wait.
WARNING ALERT: people who think that bodily fluid and waste should be left in the toilet,
DO NOT READ ON.
SOOO. anyway, i saw the FUNNIEST piece of shit ever! as in, LITERALLY shit. HAHAHA. so, my patient siad she needed to pass motion, so i gave her a bedpan. if you dont know what is it, GOOGLE it. HAHAHA. okay, i google for you, im so nice.

so everybody, meet mr bedpan.
AS i was saying.
she wanted to pass motion, and after she passed motion, usually the shit can be seen at the uncovered part, cause it'll slide down. but i didnt see anything. so i thought patient was confused, and THOUGHT she passed motion, and so i just roughly pulled it out.
BUT when i pulled it out, i heard like things knocking together, and the sit was like a prune! ever seen those kinda dried prune, like about pingpong sized, black colour. YES. 6 like pingpong sized balls of shit were rolling around. SERIOUSLY. like THAT hard. HAHAHAHAHAH. at first i thought she put in grapes inside the bedpan when i was not looking sia. but the smell...
HAHAHAHA!
okay, shall let you creative imaginative people to carry this image in your mind,
while i go sleep. hope you'll not be turned off when you see prunes next time! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!(Y)


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